Barber so sad

Not a good morning for Matt Barber.

As many of you know, I have a whole column in my twitter app dedicated to bad people.  This morning it was filled by Matt Barber who apparently isn't too happy after Alabama's gay marriage ban fell last night.The Gay Gestapo?  Yeah, because that was the Gestapo's message: you do whatever you want, just leave us alone.  In reality the Gestapo's message was that you had to live in the way they demanded by law.  Want to marry a Jew?  Not on the Gestapo's watch!  This was a lot closer to what … [Read More...]

BREAKING: Federal judge strikes down Alabama’s gay marriage ban.

All of you people betting that Alabama would be the last hold out just lost your money (I'm still counting on you, Mississippi!).  And boy, did Judge Callie Granade have some good things to say: "There has been no evidence presented that these marriage laws have any effect on the choices of couples to have or raise children, whether they are same-sex couples or opposite-sex couples," Granade wrote in Friday's ruling. "In sum, the laws in question are an irrational way of promoting biological … [Read More...]

Christians steal statue of Celtic sea god.

While Christians no doubt feel compelled to abide by the holy edicts of other religions, this group appears to expect members of other faiths to abide by theirs.  And if other believers don't cater to Christian rules?  Well, that apparently justifies theft: Christian fundamentalists are believed to … [Read More...]

8th Circuit declines to lift stay on Missouri gay marriage ruling, will hear the state’s appeal.

The 8th Circuit Court of Appeals has declined to lift the stay on Missouri's gay marriage ruling and has decided to hear Missouri's appeal.This is actually concerning.  The 8th Circuit is extremely conservative.   We’re talking two Clinton appointees, one Obama appointee, seven appointees by Bus … [Read More...]

Holly Fisher, “pro-family” darling, exposed as an adulterer.

You guys know Holly Fisher, right?  She's the twitter troll who taunted women who lost healthcare coverage in the wake of the Hobby Lobby ruling with pictures like this:After people pointed out this was a little (a lot) insensitive, she upped her game by posting a picture holding an assault … [Read More...]

Oklahoma lawmaker wants to get government out of marriage now that gay people can do it.

Rep. Russ Todd (a Republican, try to contain your shock) wants to do away with marriage licenses entirely in Oklahoma to prevent government employees from having to do their jobs for every citizen who comes through the courthouse doors. Marriage licenses would become a thing of the past in Oklahoma … [Read More...]

Concerned parents sees Satanic symbol in school bus brake light.

In Cordova, TN a woman is pissed off because the school bus break lights are in the form of a star which, she says, screams Satanism: At least one Mid-South parent is concerned about what she says is a satanic symbol on a school bus.The Cordova, Tennessee parent snapped a photo when she noticed … [Read More...]

Huckabee wants to be president to fight the “secular theocracy.”

Mike Huckabee and James Robinson (keeper of the quintessential pastor voice) think America is now a "secular theocracy," and Huckabee wants to be president so he can fight it.During an appearance on the Christian Life Today program, Huckabee told televangelist James Robinson that he was c … [Read More...]

Con man headed to jail after a career of scamming church-goers.

Con artists first need to find marks: the most gullible people they can identify.  Lucky for them, there are weekly gatherings of people who not only believe a man rose from the dead and walked on water with no evidence whatsoever, they've dedicated their lives to that story.Thomas Kimmel, a con … [Read More...]

Your morning happiness: tripping balls after surgery.

The title of this image on reddit was literally "tripping balls after surgery." … [Read More...]

Meta analysis of 63 studies finds an inverse relationship between intelligence and religiosity.

Just going to leave this here:A new review of 63 scientific studies stretching back over decades has concluded that religious people are less intelligent than non-believers.A piece of University of Rochester analysis, led by Professor Miron Zuckerman, found “a reliable negative r … [Read More...]

GOP pull their abortion bill due to lack of support from female Republicans in Congress.

The Republicans have been working on an anti-abortion bill.  I know, shock and surprise.  But this one is dishonestly named.  I know, shock and surprise: The anti-abortion bill, falsely named the Pain Capable Unborn Child Protection Act, would ban abortions after 20 weeks, and even in cases of ra … [Read More...]

Joni Ernst hates government handouts, except the $460,000 in subsidies her family received.

The GOP's response to Obama's State of the Union Address was given by Joni Ernst.  To quote Jim Wright: ...they picked the most hardcore nutcase they could find to read it and the most amusing part of this morning's media summaries are those attempting to making some kind of sense from Joni Ernst’s … [Read More...]

Saw the President speak.

Sorry I've been out all morning.  It turns out that if you want to hear the President speak you need to wait three hours and then a few more to get out of the building.  I never knew that standing could be so exhausting.I still have to write two articles for American Atheists today, so posts … [Read More...]